Right now, need a romance written by Megyn Kelly, Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin to balance the last three days of liberal literary excess. I have the flu and I am in the need of something to read to get my mind off of feeling like road kill. I’ve been on a historical reading binge as of late, and this week. I’d re-read a few of Pamela Clare’s historicals and I thought “Yeah, she’d do it.” Except all that was left was contemporaries by her.
So, thanks to Amazon Kindle for PC, I started downloading her contemporary books, starting with the first in the series. Even though the reviews weren’t stellar, I always feel I need to read a series in order if possible. I’m OCD like that.
The first book, Extreme Exposure, Clare’s first contemporary suspense. Clare was once a reporter (I think), from Colorado and into the Rocky Mountain High. I don’t know Clare is aware of her bias, but the books are one liberal cliche’ after another; full of evil rich conservative politicians, the evil environment hating industrialists breaking rules to the point that Chernobyl looked like a sterile operating room, the heroic woman pursuing a noble career in spite of inconvenience of a child. The “capitalism bad but blue cat people swinging in trees saintly”— that kind of mindset.
You have a heroine who had the Trifecta of TSTL: Too Stupid to Live, Too Skanky to Like (when she got drunk) and Too Self-Absorbed to Listen. The opening two chapters revealed the kind twit who turns crass and vulgar while drunk. Believe me, I’ve seen some out control females in my life, but this girl, before page 50 has taken stupid twit potty mouth drunk to an Olympic level. But hey, it’s OK! She’s a liberal reporter!
Plus she was a really bad mother in the “It’s OK, I’m pursuing my career and children are never as noble as a career” genre’. The degree of whining about how her important important important career is taking away from her time with her son got old quickly. While the excuse wasn’t survival, it was arrogance— You see, she’s a reporter saving the world and if she puts her child in danger, it’s because she’s being a noble reporter. I kid you not.
Did I mention she was a reporter?? Saving the world? Yep….
Plus she was shitty to the hero almost up until the last page in her self-absorbed vapidity and contrived conflict. Add in the hero was almost hugging trees in between legislative sessions while talking about fixing a corrupt (aka 2005) government before going out snowboarding and you have a book that will make your head hurt.
The concept of the series being “Reporters are the last delivers of truth”. This a time when we as a people see our media being more about pushing an agenda, destroying a constitutional republic in the pursuit of a socialist utopia than actually delivering any truth. Instead of coming off has heroic, the book comes off as liberally biased and preachy. Or maybe just totally clueless.
Book two, Hard Evidence, is slightly better, actually less preachy, though the heroine in this book too has TSTL moments. As in, you’re a female going into gangland sections of town to interview various gang members, drug lords and various other bottom dwellers. Sometimes not totally sure who she would be meeting.
Alone.
At night.
It’s like watching a lamb walk into a den of wolves with a jar of mint jelly and a serving platter as a hostess gifts. Of course, the hero gets shot five times (thank God for Kevlar) before the stupid twit ‘gets’ that ‘Bad people can kill you.’ The upside is, unlike the dingaling heroine in the previous book, THIS girl at least learns to shoot and carry a gun.
The third book, Unlawful Contact, the cliches’ come hard and fast almost from the first page. We get an earful about how evil prisons are (at least to women) and how we have too many. From the heroines mouth, we hear hunters are bad (in Colorado!!!) because they kill animals. Then there is the wearisome, uber overdone cliche of the EVIL abusive family that was Christian AND rich!! But of course the good spiritual girl of values was of Native American with her pacifist and beautiful old belief system. No bigotry here folks, move along. We’re again treated to careers more important than the well being of your kids, women are always victims and their mental health issues are ignored in prisons.
“Reporters are the last bastion of truth in America” was repeatedly preached. Like Contessa Brewer almost weeping that the Times Square bomber WASN’T a white male Christian? Because of her books, I know who Clare voted for in the last election, what news station she watches, how many trees she hugs when she walks outside and the T Shirt logos she wears etc. You see, I know who she dislikes and has contempt for because her books are window into her ‘perfect world’.
I am one of those she holds in contempt.
I do think she caught herself by the end of the last book by ‘fixing it’ with a kindly old preacher and his wife (cliche’ again?), and she was smart enough not to diss the military, though I got the feeling she wanted to but hey, at least THAT a line she won’t cross. By then I was fed up with the cliche’s and I think my fever broke due to the steam coming out of my ears.
Dear Liberals! Thirty five years of the same tripe is enough…. we get it! Rich people bad— conservatives bad— capitalism bad— military bad—Christians bad—women and minorities victims— children victims unless their mother is a reporter….etc Argh. We know who you hate.
We know you as the intolerant of the most intolerant. Get over yourselves! This goes doubly for authors.
Even the steamy sex wasn’t enough in these books to overshadow the pall of sanctimony that was made even worse by the author’s lack of personal insight into her own bias.
In a realio trulio fair world, I want to see a new bad guy. Lets have an Al Gore villain maybe…. wow! Ya know, evil lying hypocrite to the max and a horny poodle too boot. Maybe a evil politician intent on destroying the constitution while taking over private businesses. Maybe a media totally in the pocket of said government. Maybe a DOJ cowed into dismissing voter intimidation by a racist group. Maybe a private citizen or two or three called out by said government because they dare to disagree.
Ya know, the stuff that ISN’T cliche’ because no one has had the courage to write it yet.