Rules for a Broad

28 Jun 2010 Leave a comment

by essielou in Fashion, Makes Me Cranky, Politics Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Butt:
As a woman with a broad beam, I know instinctively:
a. Not to wear white below the waist.
b. Not to wear a stiff fabric.
c. Not to wear a dropped waist.
d. and damn well know not to wear horizontal ruffles across my butt!

Will someone please tell this to the FLOTUS?

 

While cute on a baby, it is super silly and unflattering on an adult female,  rump or no.